things i dont need in my life:
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
2 baby goats in sweaters!!!
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
- What girls say: I'm fine
- What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
is that young doc scratch
fuck no thats zack attack
whens chip skylarks next tour
‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’
Aw aw aw aw a billion times AWWW
SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS
WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS?????
BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.
So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
Thats fucking adorable as hell