Monday May 5 @ 03:55pm

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube
Monday May 5 @ 03:54pm
thwomps:

2 baby goats in sweaters!!!

thwomps:

2 baby goats in sweaters!!!

Monday May 5 @ 03:52pm

not-thefunniestblog:

via (x)

Monday May 5 @ 03:52pm

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Monday May 5 @ 03:50pm

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Sunday May 5 @ 11:23pm

lulz-time:

#it’s funny cause she was in bridge to terabithia lol

Sunday May 5 @ 11:16pm
  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
Sunday May 5 @ 11:15pm
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

Sunday May 5 @ 11:14pm

morristibbs:

waywardveganbond:

kn1ght-of-m1nd:

peach-hero:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

image

is that young doc scratch

fuck no thats zack attack

Sunday May 5 @ 11:11pm

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

Sunday May 5 @ 11:10pm
Saturday May 5 @ 12:34pm
bittersweetsadness:

clementinescauldron:


counterhunter:
‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

awwww

Aw aw aw aw a billion times AWWW

bittersweetsadness:

clementinescauldron:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

awwww

Aw aw aw aw a billion times AWWW

Saturday May 5 @ 12:20pm
crookedfeet:

w-a-v-e:

yannychigi:

maddie-in-a-box:


SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

MY GOD

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS

WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS?????

BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS

crookedfeet:

w-a-v-e:

yannychigi:

maddie-in-a-box:

SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

MY GOD

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS

WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS?????

BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS

Saturday May 5 @ 12:17pm
amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs. So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!



Thats fucking adorable as hell

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

 

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

Saturday May 5 @ 12:17pm


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